|NOT my eyes!|
Once upon a time in a far off land, I was baking pies in the cafe we owned...Back them Miss Maybelline and I were best friends...being the essentially lazy wench that I am, instead of pulling out the oven tray to inspect the pies, I leaned into the oven instead for a closer look....
MY EYELASHES MELTED TOGETHER.
Thankfully there was a customer with a sense of humor and HE came back there and pried my eyes open.....While laughing his butt off......
I saw this picture online....And my Mutha reminded me of an incident....A little history first...for those who don't me...I was a Late Bloomer, One-of-the-Guys, Never wore a dress kinda girl.... So.. I was asked to a DANCE by a boy I had known all my life. Very giddy was I! I got a dress and a pair of Candies high heels. Feathered my hair, put on stockings.....
He sat in the car. I stood outside the car...Apparently I waited too long. HE DROVE AWAY!
When he finally came back he asked
"WHY the heck didn't I get in the car????"
"Because I thought you'd open the door"
"I never had to before!"
HE's a DayGlo....Not a Dego!!
We had given our boy some Glo Stix. He asked if he could take them to bed with him. I said YES! Middle of the night in the country s pitch black...He comes screaming down the hall...all we could see is Glow-In-The-Dark mouth and hands!
He said the more he stared at it, the more it looked like candy.............
Moonlight and Romance
|Randy (#1) 1988|
And he was ALLOWED to live....But he's NOT my hubby anymore...:))
Well- That's it for this installment of my life!
If you have any mis-adventures...I'd like to hear them!